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Just noticed that in the new Metal Hammer mag it's actually two different types of snakes! First photo's snake is a Boa (Siam) and the second is a massive ball python!
Edit: The ball phython's name is Cleo! Thank you to @moonchild-in-blue for providing that in their reblog. I looked around for it earlier but couldn't find anything, so I left her nameless; glad she isn't so
I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.
But I was little too.
— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father
People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate
Only children in the notes are so mad you'd think I asked them to share or something
this post is funny because the angry only children writing me paragraphs about how I didn't factor in their specific personal experiences don't realize they're exhibiting only child behavior in a way I couldn't make up
i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:
- my favorite fictional characters and music
- every person on this earth and their opinion of me
- the crushing psychological weight of being alive
Is it too much to ask for a hot, tattooed metal head to fall in love with me?





